> No doubt this is why God created homosexuals in His exquisite
> Intelligent Design plans. For this important role, they will be
> especially rewarded in Heaven; they will sit somewhat closer to God
> than heterosexuals, so they can hear angels singing Hallelujah a
> little bit louder.
>
> Jiri Pecka

I am glad to see that you have their welfare in mind and with them the best. They can have my seat up there if you wish. :-) y